The Wackiest Joke Book That'll Knock-Knock You Over! by Editors of Portable Press

The Wackiest Joke Book That'll Knock-Knock You Over! by Editors of Portable Press

Author:Editors of Portable Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Printers Row


Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater?

I didn’t even know they could knit!

What speaks every language?

An echo.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken?

A pooched egg.

What did the skunk say when the wind changed?

“It all comes back to me now.”

Why are barns so noisy?

The cows have horns.

Rooster #1 laid 3 eggs.

Rooster #2 laid 4 eggs.

How many eggs do you have?

None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

What do you call a small billy goat?

A peanut butter.



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